Q: How far will you travel?
A: I generally stick to Edinburgh & the surrounding areas, however I am happy to travel to any town or city in the UK for longer bookings.
Q: Do you offer in-calls?
A: I am currently unable to offer in-calls. If you are unable to host but want to book, please arrange a hotel.
Q: Why do you require a deposit?
A: Due to a huge percentage of enquiries being a load of nonsense, I require a deposit mainly for travel expenses, as I live outside of the city. I will not put your booking into my schedule until a deposit is received.
Q: What if I need to cancel?
A: Shit happens - I totally understand that! Please scroll down to read through my cancellation policy.
Q: What DON'T you do?
A: I will not engage in any illegal activities, bareback, blackmail, anything scat/urine related, anal, or any unsafe practices such as choking or anything that restricts my movement.
Q: I spent too much money on you and now I need it back.
A: Sometimes when I fart it sounds like a giraffe eating ice cream and then suddenly a helicopter is in my livingroom..... Oh SORRY - I thought we were just talking complete shit for fun.
Q: Do you party?
A: At the very most I will have a glass of wine or partake in a bit of 420. I do not use any other substances & will not accept bookings where substances are present, or bookings where you are intoxicated.
Q: Do you offer same-day bookings?
A: No, all bookings must be made in advance. I have a very busy life and cannot accomodate same-day bookings.
Q: I can see someone much nicer than you for cheaper!
A: Book them.
Q: My wife has found out!
A: Respectfully, this is not my issue. If I receive any communication from any girlfriends/wives, they will be ignored & you will be blacklisted. Discretion for both parties is a big deal to me.
Q: I don't want to do anything sexual.
A: That is absolutely fine! I am happy to do social dates or just chill out together. The same pricing applies.
Q: Can I film?
A: Filming will incur an extra fee of £100 and must be requested during the booking process. Any filming without my permission will immediately end the booking. Meta glasses must be placed outside of the room.
Q: Do you smoke?
A: Yes, I am a regular smoker (unfortunately). Please take this into consideration prior to contacting me. Of course I am happy to abstain from smoking before and during our booking.
On the same note, I enjoy & am happy to partake in some 420 during our booking.
Q: Do you drink?
A: I limit myself to 2 small glasses of wine. My preferred drink is Pinot Grigio. I will only accept a drink from a sealed bottle that I pour myself. This goes for all liquids.
Q: I'm offended by your boundaries, I am not a serial killer.
A: My boundaries are there to keep me safe, any questioning of them will result in the booking/booking process ending.
Q: Are you clean?
A: Yes, I get tested every 2 weeks. However, it doesn't make a difference as I will not engage in unprotected services. Are YOU clean?
Q: Do you have any videos available so I can get a general idea of who you are?
A: Yes! Content is my primary focus. Please visit http://scottishrhea.com where my links to Pornhub & Fansly are available.
Q: When are you available?
A: Currently I am only available at weekends - I will post upcoming available dates for the month on my home page.
CANCELLATION POLICY
Please note that if you prefer to re-arrange, your deposit can be used to secure another date.
If you need to cancel or re-arrange, please let me know as soon as possible.
Any wasting of my time will result in you being blacklisted.