If you're looking to spend time with a classy, elegant lady, then please click back & continue looking, because that is most certainly not what you'll find here.

I'm Rhea! I'm 35 years old & reside on the outskirts of Edinburgh. I'm an artist, writer, content creator & professional chaos enthusiast.

When I'm not painting, walking my dog, or spending time with my family, you'll normally find me clapping my ass cheeks for the internet. Or arguing with a very loud and very wrong compatiblist determinist who claims free will exists (it doesn't).

Free will does not exist & that is why you are currently here, looking at my site, wondering if the money is worth the headache... (it is).

I promise it is worth it. Check out my only review below -

"Rhea is just the best person ever omg her gag reflex is non-existent & she smells like vanilla"

Anonymous person also called Rhea

I enjoy spending time with people who are funny, down-to-earth & don't take themselves too seriously.

I don't pay particular attention to looks - as long as you are over 25, clean & know how to wash your balls then you are welcome to request a booking with me.

I enjoy what I do & am selective on who I see, therefore I am only available around 6 days a month on weekends and I do not offer same-day appointments.

All bookings are subject to screening & a deposit. This is non-negotiable.

To find out more, please read my "Booking" and "FAQ" pages.

AVAILABLE DATES

August

8th, 9th, 15th, 16th, 22nd, 23rd

September

5th, 6th, 12th, 13th, 19th, 20th

October

3rd, 4th, 10th, 11th, 17th, 18th

I am generally available any time between 12pm til' 10pm.

Dates will be added/removed regularly!